There’s a commercial on the radio about underage drinking in which a young girl sarcastically says that she talks only about current events and boy bands with her friends. I’m pretty upset about this commercial because THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I TALK ABOUT ALL THE TIME.

I’ve been finding a lot of cute girls from Buffalo who are on Tumblr or Twitter and I follow them (ONLY ONLINE, NOT IRL). I’ve become one of those stupid guys with a topless profile pic (ya know, minus the topless pic) who has 900 Facebook friends, 800 of which are girls in bikinis.

I still don’t follow boring people, though.

Guy goes back in time to be with the one that got away. It works, but he realizes that things were better in the future. Now he must re-engineer the sequence of events that brought him and his true love together.

Bonus: he fails, everyone’s sad, but in the final frames it becomes clear he’ll meet her some other way.

Fun bike ride tonight. Here’s where I went. I also rode along the missing part of that map. Didn’t just fly. But I did ride quickly. My average speed was almost 19 mph compared to the usual 13-14 mph.

Oh, and here’s the screw that ended my ride and left me sitting alongside Transit Road in the rain.